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What’s In Our Fastfood, Really! : MILKSHAKES

milkshakes

So have you ever wondered what exactly is in our milkshakes?? Never? Well i am going to tell you right now!!! You better appreciate it!!!!!!

 

DISCLAIMER: THE WRITER IS BY NO WAY AFFILIATED TO MILKSHAKES OR ANY COMPANY SELLING MILKSHAKES. THE OPINIONS ARE BASED SOLELY BECAUSE HER MILKSHAKE DIDN’T BRING ANY GUY TO THE YARD, AND ALSO FACTS. DO NOTE THAT THE FACTS MENTIONED IN THIS POST HOWEVER MAY NOT EVEN BE FACTS. PARENTAL GUIDANCE ADVISED FOR SOME INGREDIENTS. ALSO, THE WRITER GOT INTO PORN FOR PIZZA…

 

BREAKDOWN OF A REGULAR SIZED MILKSHAKE:

  • 10% COW’S MILK
  • 8% RAT’S MILK
  • 3% TURKEY’S MILK
  • 14% CROCODILE’S MILK
  • 2% SNAKE VENOM
  • 4% PIGEON EGG WHITES
  • 14% INSOLUBLE ANAL GLASS BEADS
  • 11% PARKING LOT URINE
  • 6% EMPLOYEE BREAST MILK
  • 4% BATHROOM SOAP DISPENSER SOAP (ONLY FOR STRAWBERRY SHAKES)
  • 15% SUPERGLUE
  • 1% FRUIT FLAVORING
  • 5% COCKROACH EYEBALLS
  • 7% VOMIT COLLECTED FROM DRINKING THIS MILKSHAKE

 

 

 

Easiest Way To Make Curd Rice

So this is a quick recipe for those who are super super hungry, and want to make something really quick in less than 5/10 minutes! :) Enjoy!!!

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